ROSIER, evan caddock

[EVAN CADDOCK ROSIER]

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EVAN CADDOCK ROSIER
"We're beautiful and dirty rich."


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OKAY, SO GIVE US THE BASICS !

"ER, HELLO THERE. I AM EVAN CADDOCK ROSIER BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME EVAN. I HAVE BEEN REAKING HAVOC FOR 16 YEARS AND I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON STOPPING SOON. I GRACED THIS WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE ON FEBRUARY 19, 1959. I BRANDISH A YEW AND MANTICORE STINGER WAND, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS. I AM IN THE HOUSE OF SLYTHERIN, 6TH YEAR,AND DAMN PROUD. I WAS BORN WITH PURE BLOOD, NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS. SO YEAH, ARE WE DONE?"

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SORRY, NOT QUITE. SO WHAT ARE AND AREN'T YOU INTO ?

"I like money. My family has lots of it. Half of it in Gringott's, I believe, in a severely guarded vault, and the other half is hidden where goblins can't put their grimy little fingers. The Rosiers are, of course, a very, very old family of pureblooded witches and wizards, so naturally we have a lot of gold. I can't imagine being poor. It's disgusting. I also like purity of blood. It's a very important thing to me. Hogwarts is overrun with half-bloods and Mudbloods - it's disgusting. The founder of my house had the right idea, only admitting those with the purest of blood. To bad the rest of the founders were Muggle-lovers. I like my friends, or rather the group of Slytherins that regard me as some sort of idol. Especially the younger ones, who all practically worship me. It's flattering, and it seems fitting enough. I like the Dark Arts; those that assume Slytherin houses those that like to delve in that kind of magic are entirely right. A few of my friends and I enjoy talking about the Dark Arts, as well as experiment with some of the things we find in books we're not supposed to read. That being said, I suppose I enjoy breaking the rules every once in a while. Authority means nothing to me, at least at Hogwarts. What are they going to do? There's no one anyone there can hurt me at all, so I'm not worried about something so trivial as discipline.

Things I don't like. Muggle and Muggleborns and half-bloods, to name a few. Purity is very important to me, and those types taint everything they touch. Also half-breeds, and any magical creatures besides wizards. Especially goblins. I don't like poor people, either. They're all so... dirty. Just disgusting, lazy things. Wastes of space, the lot of them. What else. I don't like not getting things that I want, however rarely that happens. I think I deserve to have anything and everything I can think of, and having lots of money at my disposal and a high seat in society allows that sort of thing, luckily. If it didn't I'm sure I would be a very unappy boy. Hmm. I don't like authority, as I may have mentioned before. Really just the kind of authority that think they have power over me, but really don't. But someone like the Dark Lord, or even my father, for instance - I respect those men's authority. I doubt there are many others that have my respect like they do. I dislike idiots, like the ones in Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. The Ravenclaws - the pureblooded ones, at least - I can mostly stand, but only mildly. I think the school should do away with Hufflepuff entirely. As if those idiots need the help of magic to soil everything they get their hands on. And the Gryffindors, with their misplaced pride. Imbeciles."

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HOW ER... INTERESTING. EVER LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED ?

"I already know the path I'm on, and where it leads. My only aspirations are to join those that support the Dark Lord and His cause, and do His work. It's obvious that His ideals are the ones that are right in this world, the ones that should be prominent in wizard society. No one should be tolerant of those that don't have pure blood. I'm certainly not, along with many great witches and wizards. What I must do, once I leave Hogwarts, is spread the word, try to convince people that the Dark Lord is in the right... by any means possible. I'm free to do this, of course, because I have enough money to last me hundreds of lifetimes. The Rosier family is as pure a family as you can find, and with that purity comes very old money. I can live comfortably without making a galleon on my own. That kind of stability is very comforting, to be quite honest, and it also gives me the opportunity to do constant work for the Dark Lord. Other than that, I have no plans for the future. If I ever looked into the Mirror of Erised, I would simple see myself in Death Eaters' robes, the Dark Mark on the inside of my arm and the Dark Lord himself giving me congratulations for the work I've done for Him. Being in His ranks and having his approval is all I need to dream about. The wizarding world will be His one day, and I'm sure my service will be remembered."

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WHAT MAKES YOU SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ?

"I don't like admitting my fears, but I suppose there's no harm in doing so here. First, I'm afraid of being poor. Give my family's fortune, I don't think that's even possible, but it's still something that scares me. I wouldn't know what to do without my endless resources. I know I wouldn't be able to live happily without money and without being able to get anything and everything I want. I'm also afraid of being totally powerless. I can't imagine what it's like to be a Muggle or a Squib. And I don't really want to. Being without magic? I couldn't survive. I just couldn't. And if my wand was ever taken away, or I was ever forbidden to practice magic, I would sooner kill myself than live like that. Power is something I need, something off which I thrive. Lastly, I'm afraid of dying. I'm willing to die, of course, for the Dark Lord and His cause, but that doesn't mean it doesn't scare me. Maybe that will change the older I grow, but right now, at sixteen years old, I'm terrified of dying. Terrified of dying young. But the funny thing is that I'm also afraid of growing old. Because that inevitably leads to death. I'm afraid of dying young and growing old. If there was a way to stay in between forever, I would do it. In a heartbeat."

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EVEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOOD QUALITIES, RIGHT ?

"Well, I have plenty of strengths. First, I have brains. Not the kind of brains that a Ravenclaw might have, no. I don't have an affinity for books and getting good grades. The intelligence that I have is more cunning, manipulative... Basically more useful. I can talk my way in and out of anything and everything without a problem. Being from Slytherin, I think it would be appropriate to say I have a forked tongue, in the sense that I can easily tell a lie and manipulate someone into doing what I want. I leanred from the best in that regard. My mother is truly a master of using words as a weapon. Beyond that, I'm a skilled wizard. I'm best at Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts, and moderately skilled at Charms and Transfiguration. I don't think my Hogwarts schooling is going to be all that useful when I'm in the service of the Dark Lord, so I do independently study from time to time, especially with a fair number of my Slytherin friends, the few of us that are Death Eater protégés, for lack of a better term. I'm a rather charming person, but it's hardly ever sincere. My etiquette is flawless and my knowledge of politics vast. My career would most likely be in the Ministry, if I wasn't devoting myself to the Dark Lord once I'm done with Hogwarts. I'm an attractive person, and I can often use that to my advantage. Perhaps that's my greatest skill. Using things to my advantage. That sounds about right."

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AND IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE YOUR BAD, HUH ?

"Is it obvious? I don't think I have any qualities, but I can list a few that others have pointed out to me. For example, there are those who think I'm arrogant. But I think they mistake my pride for arrogance. And for the most part, it's Mudbloods and Half-bloods that have that opinion of me, and a few of the more outspoken and ignorant Gryffindor purebloods. It's not as though their opinions matter, anyway. Another bad quality - again, one that I don't think is true, but one other have accused me of - is that I'm too close-minded. There are some who believe that my Pureblood 'mania' is too traditional, and I'm apparently not willing to look into the future: a future in which Mudbloods and Half-bloods and Purebloods are all mixed together and friendly despite their differences. Obviously I disagree with that future, so if that makes me close-minded, then so be it. I suppose one bad quality that I can admit is that I'm extremely relient on my parents' fortune. Well, the Rosier fortune, as it's shared by the entire family. Growing up in the lap of luxury made me dependent on those luxuries, but it's not like it's such a terrible thing. I don't need to be able to survive without money, so why would I need to know how?"

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LET'S GET DIRTY. WHAT TURNS YOU ON ?

"Of course, a romantic interest of mine would have to be pretty, considering the fact that I'm a really good-looking bloke. Dark hair and dark eyes and pretty skin, preferably. A girl shorter than me and slight of frame, and even a pretty smile. Of course I like Slytherins, considering it's my own house, but as it is, I haven't really noticed whether or not any of the girls in Slytherin are pretty or good enough for me - my attention right now is aimed toward more important things, like preparing myself to become a servant to the Dark Lord. Intelligence doesn't matter very much to me in the opposite sex, and neither do morals. As long as she agrees with the fact that purity is superior to everything else. Ideally, I'd like a girl whose loyalty lies with the Dark Lord, but if not... a girl who can easily turn her head and keep the opinions different from mine to herself. Then again, that sounds like what I want in a lifelong partner. For right now? While I'm in school and I don't have time to devote myself to a relationship? Someone with a pretty face and appealing body is about the only criteria that matter. Flings don't matter to me, and if I find the time I have them, but then the girl just comes and then goes, and I don't have to see any more of her. I won't be picky when it comes to things like that, but later in life, when I'm choosing who I want to be with forever - I'm going to try to be part of a relationship similar to the one my mother and father have. They don't necessarily love one another, but they can stand one another and because of them two great pureblooded wizarding families came together."

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DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY ?

"Love is a word I try hard not to use. It's a bit severe, don't you think? I am loyal to my family and my heritage, and I suppose that's the closest thing to 'love' I feel for them. I know the importance of lineage and geneology; I know that my family should be recognized for its purity and longevity. And as far as my mother and father, well - they have, in a sort of third-party way, taken care of me my entire life, although if I had to choose the things that raised me, I'd say it was money, power, purity, etiquette. No person truly raised me, but affluence played a big part. A bigger part than any human. Really, the only thing I feel for my family is pride. Love is out of the question, like and dislike - which for most teenagers is of the utmost importance - is trivial. They give me what I need, including the proof of an entirely pure heritage, something that gives me an advantage over Muggle-borns and half-bloods. My relationship with them doesn't go much farther than that."

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WHERE YA FROM, BY THE WAY ?

"Monmouth. A more elaborate answer coming soon!"

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THE DEMENTORS ARE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ?

"Doing this laterrrr..."

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BETTER GET UP A PATRONUS. WHAT ARE YOU REMEMBERING ?

"Yeah, I'll fill this in another time."

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HI, I AM BEKI AND I AM 20 YEARS OLD.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YOUR MUM AND I'M NOT
QUITTING ANYTIME SOON. WELL, I GUESS I NEED TO SHOW YOU I'M THE SHIT,
SO HERE IT GOES.
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YOUR MOTHAH.

^{made by VERA SAY WHA ?! of caution 2.0!}

[• MARISA]

accepted.

I think Slytherin himself was thinking of you when
planning out the criteria for house members