Post by Kiz on Jul 29, 2009 11:56:26 GMT -5
The thing about the past is it's always waiting to mess with the present, so it's time to back track to the year 1977.
Gossip Goblin here, welcoming you to the new school year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, when students who left school for the summer return, which means I have a lot of catching up to do.
Word is, Lily Evans and James Potter were made Head Girl and Boy. That ought to make some pureblood boil. Lucky Potter...now Evans won't be able to avoid him at all. I smell a hookup in the air....
Resident womanizer, Sirius Black didn't make it home for the holiday again, we can only wonder what he might have been up to...Baby Black was said to have indulged in a little dessert we like to call the Dark Arts and Evan Rosier couldn't have been more jealous. There's two pretty boys you might want to be wary of.
As for Remus Lupin, I hear he was alone all summer again, tending to that 'furry-little-problem'....whatever that means. Was Peter Pettigrew spotted courting Rita Skeeter? False. Copy cats and boys that look like rats don't play nice.
Amos Diggory's back and, ladies, I think you might just dig what he's bringing. Someone managed to get some growing up in over the last few months.
Summer vacationers traverse the globe for new sites and experiences. But when it comes to scandal, I'll take Hogwarts any day. Welcome home, students, you know you missed me.
XOXO, Gossip Goblin.
Marauders' era! Canon-only! Literate and up!
START BACK TRACKING NOW.