CLARK, betsy amelia

[BETSY AMELIA CLARK]

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BETSY AMELIA CLARK
"Your inside is out when your outside is in"


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OKAY, SO GIVE US THE BASICS !

"ER, HELLO THERE. I AM BETSY AMELIA CLARK BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME BETSY. I HAVE BEEN WREAKING HAVOC FOR FOURTEEN YEARS AND I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON STOPPING SOON. I GRACED THIS WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE ON MARCH 11, 1960. I BRANDISH A DOGWOOD, 11 INCH, PHONIX FEATHER WAND, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS. I AM IN THE HOUSE OF HUFFLEPUFF, FOURTH YEAR, AND DAMN PROUD. I WAS BORN WITH MUGGLE BLOOD, NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS. SO YEAH, ARE WE DONE?"

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SORRY, NOT QUITE. SO WHAT ARE AND AREN'T YOU INTO ?

"Well, I totally LOVE the Beatles. Oh My GAWD, I CRIED the whole time I was watching their live broadcast of All You Need is Love! It did bother me a bit that John Lennon was chewing gun the whole time though. . . but, I can forgive John because he’s my favorite! Like, in a Hard Days Night the movie, when John Lennon was playing with the toy boat in the tube, priceless! He’s so funny! And I own both of his books and when I was younger and couldn’t sleep at night because I thought there were monsters under my bed, I would read his books and they would make me feel so much better! I like to do a lot of fan art of them too! I have all kinds of doodles in my schoolbooks of the beatles or me in the yellow submarine and stuff like that! I even sent them all portraits the I drew, but I never got a response, but it’s ok because I know they probably have TONS of fan mail to go through,

What I HATE, though is the fact that they had to break up! Damn Yoko Ono had to go in and mess everything up! And Linda McCartney wasn’t exactly a saint either! I mean, why are bands always ruined by some chick? Well, I can’t really think of any other examples besides the Beatles, but I’m sure history will repeat its self!! UGH! And George had to go and get caught with drugs, but the one cop who busted him ended up planting his own pot in George’s house! I HATE THAT GUY!! George Harrison is a saint! So what if he wants to smoke pot every once in a while! The man is a Beatle for Christ’s sake!!”

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HOW ER... INTERESTING. EVER LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED ?

"Oh, MY GOD, I would LOVE to meet all four Beatles one day! No, I want to spend a day with EACH of them! I want to hang out in New York with John Lennon and go sledding in Central Park with him, then I want to spend a day learning how to play sitar with George then I wanna spend a day on the tour bus with Paul McCartney and Wings and then I wanna just hang out and watch TV with Ringo. Oh my God, I have on idea how I would ever accomplish these things but I totally wanna do it! Also, I seriously CANNOT wait to get my braces off."

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WHAT MAKES YOU SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ?

"Oh Jeeze, I’m pretty much a pansy; I’m afraid of a lot of things. The Beatles’ Revolution #9 really freaks me out, I mean, whenever I’m listening to the white album I have to skip it cus it scares me too much. I also don’t like blood; I pass out at the sight of it! Then there’s my claustrophobia, my fear of large animals, my fear of John Lennon getting shot, my fear of Aliens, my fear of getting attacked by dark wizards, and my fear of just being in scary situations in general. And I’m afraid that I will trip some day, and my braces will cut through my lip, ultimately disfiguring me forever. "

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EVEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOOD QUALITIES, RIGHT ?

"I can name any Beatles song after hearing only the first two seconds of it! I also can answer almost any question you could possibly have about the Beatles. I’m pretty good at drawing as well, I mean, most of my drawings are of the beatles and beatle related so I don’t know how good I’d be if I deviated from that, but I am a good flyer for a muggle born! Yeah, I just pretend the snitch is John Lennon so I’m always sure to look for it and catch it, though, sometimes I confuse myself into thinking I’m looking for the actual John Lennon and I fail."

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AND IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE YOUR BAD, HUH ?

"Well, I kinda talk to much sometimes. It’s sort of a nervous habit really; I’m so afraid that I won’t know what to say in social situations that I just keep rambling on about random things, mostly the Beatles, until I get tired and then people think I’m just annoying. I can come off a little dumb at times too, but I promise that I’m not! Sometimes I just get to ahead of myself that I speak without thinking and what I say it just really stupid. I usually always correct myself, but by then everyone just assumes that I’m stupid."

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LET'S GET DIRTY. WHAT TURNS YOU ON ?

"Oooooh, hehehe. Well, I-I do like boys, hehe. I know it’s hard to find in the wizarding world, but if I found a boy that Loves the beatles as much as I do, well, I may just have to marry him! Or stalk him, one or the other! I mean, really someone that just likes music in general is alright with me! And his has to be friendly! Not like all those jerks in Slytherin! I hate being house bias, but all those boys are really mean to me and I just don’t know why! I think I’m a friendly enough person! I do get annoyed and angry at times, but not when it’s un provoked! Those boys were just born with nothing but mean bones in their body!"

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DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY ?

"Of course I love my family! My older sister is the one that got me into the Beatles! She’s in college now and I miss her a lot, but I wouldn’t get to see her much anyway because I’m at Hogwarts for nine months out of the year! My dad teaches music at a local secondary school and my mom owns a candle shop in town so I always have lots of nice smelling candles in my dorm room!"

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WHERE YA FROM, BY THE WAY ?

"I live in the English country side just our of Manchester next to my grandparents sheep farm. I grew up hanging out with the sheep and singing them Beatles songs and naming them after the Beatles!"

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THE DEMENTORS ARE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ?

April 10, 1970. . . I-I can’t say much more than that or I very well may have a complete emotional breakdown."

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BETTER GET UP A PATRONUS. WHAT ARE YOU REMEMBERING ?

"In 1965 when my sister got the Beatles’ Rubber Soul album and I heard their music for the first time! The first song I heard was Norwegian Wood, since then I’ve been absolutely hooked! I know I was only about 4 or 5 t the time, but the memory has stuck with me!! The only think that comes close to that event is when I got my Hogwarts letter, I mean, I was 11 and I found out I was going to learn how to use MAGIC!! I had the song Magical Mystery Tour stuck in my head for weeks!"

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HI, I AM MARISA AND I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR AND I'M NOT
QUITTING ANYTIME SOON. WELL, I GUESS I NEED TO SHOW YOU I'M THE SHIT,
SO HERE IT GOES.
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admin.

^{made by VERA SAY WHA ?! of caution 2.0!}

[• BEKI]

accepted.

Hehehe, the Beatles. Betsy is like you,
except on speed. This was a really fun
application to read! Good job, my dear.