BLACK, sirius orion

[• SIRIUS ORION BLACK]

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SIRIUS ORION BLACK
"I’m bringin’ sexy BLACK"


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OKAY, SO GIVE US THE BASICS !

"ER, HELLO THERE. I AM SIRIUS ORION BLACK BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME PADFOOT. I HAVE BEEN REAKING HAVOC FOR FIFTEEN YEARS AND I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON STOPPING SOON. I GRACED THIS WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE ON NOVEMBER 23, 1959. I BRANDISH A OAK, 15 INCH, DRAGON HEARTSTRING WAND, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS. I AM IN THE HOUSE OF G-DOR , FIFTH YEAR]AND DAMN PROUD. I WAS BORN WITH PURE BLOOD, NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS. SO YEAH, ARE WE DONE?"

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SORRY, NOT QUITE. SO WHAT ARE AND AREN'T YOU INTO ?

"Oh dear, there are oh so many. Well, I suppose I should start with my family, mostly my mother and my cousin Bellatrix. They are both purest bitches and I hate them with every shred and fiber of my being. Then there’s also that human grease ball, Severus Snape. I would like nothing better than for him to be ripped to shreds by some horrible beast, or for him to wash his hair, but the former is preferred. "

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HOW ER... INTERESTING. EVER LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED ?

"Aside from the aforementioned people meeting horrible deaths, I would love to own a muggle motorcycle. I’ve only been on one once, but that was enough. I have more pictures of motorcycles than I have of naked girls, and that my friend, is a hell of a lot of picture. I mean, I wouldn’t go as far as saying I love motorcycles more that the ladies, but it’s pretty damn close. "

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WHAT MAKES YOU SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ?

"I fear being stuck with my horrible family, seriously, I would rather die then be stuck in my house with my mother. Other than that . . . I er, I guess I’m afraid of something happened to my best friends. I mean, since my family sucks they’re really all I have. Oh! I also don’t like centipedes; NOTHING should have that many legs ::shivers:: "

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EVEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOOD QUALITIES, RIGHT ?

"Well, apart from my dashing good looks, I find that I’m quite charming. If you ask any girl in Hogwarts, they’ll all tell you that! I can pretty much melt the heart of even the coldest bitch. I’m also quite loyal to my friends and I certainly see that as a strength. I’m really good at thinking of insults for Snape, and that’s more than a strength; it’s a public service."

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AND IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE YOUR BAD, HUH ?

"Ok, I guess I’ll admit that being reckless may be a bit of a weakness. . . I’m also impulsive and a wee bit arrogant, but what fifteen year old boy isn’t? "

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LET'S GET DIRTY. WHAT TURNS YOU ON ?

”A nice rack and a shapely pair of legs turns me on and I love a chick who can hold her own in a fight, you know, one with a bit of fire in her. I like that. Then again, the shy quiet ones are fun too; I like how easily embarrassed they get; It’s really quite cute. What I DON’T like, is a jacked up pair of teeth. If I feel like your front tooth is giving me dirty looks, that’s not sexy. And I can’t be with a girl who is as pretty or as arrogant as me, that’s just not happening."

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DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY ?

"I absolutely HATE my family and all their pure blood nonsense. My mom, my dad, my brother, ALL OF THEM. Next Question."

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WHERE YA FROM, BY THE WAY ?

"London of course, where else?"

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THE DEMENTORS ARE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ?

"My mother naked, I expect nothing to be as frightening as that, not even my own mortality."

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BETTER GET UP A PATRONUS. WHAT ARE YOU REMEMBERING ?

"Meeting James Potter on the Hogwarts Express first year, no doubt."

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HI, I AM MARISA AND I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR YEARS AND I'M NOT
QUITTING ANYTIME SOON. WELL, I GUESS I NEED TO SHOW YOU I'M THE SHIT,
SO HERE IT GOES.
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ADMINS DON'T NEED RP SAMPLES WHATTTTT.

^{made by VERA SAY WHA ?! of caution 2.0!}

[• BEKI]

accepted.

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
that is all.