ANTHONY, luk harrison

[LUK HARRISON ANTHONY]

LUK HARRISON ANTHONY
"#1 SMART ASS"


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OKAY, SO GIVE US THE BASICS !

"ER, HELLO THERE. I AM LUK HARRISON ANTHONY BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME LUK. I HAVE BEEN WREAKING HAVOC FOR SIXTEEN YEARS AND I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON STOPPING SOON. I GRACED THIS WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE ON FEBUARY 25, 1958. I BRANDISH A HOLLY, ELEVEN INCH, UNICORE HAIR WAND, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS. I AM IN THE HOUSE OF RAVENCLAW, 6TH YEAR, AND DAMN PROUD. I WAS BORN WITH PUREBLOOD, NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS. SO YEAH, ARE WE DONE?"

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SORRY, NOT QUITE. SO WHAT ARE AND AREN'T YOU INTO ?

"I like chewing gum, pointing out stupidity in others, fashion, and wearing sunglasses. Really, the highlight of my day is sitting at a meal in the great hall and just making cynical comments about every dumbass I spot with the people I sit with. It’s a cruel pass time, but I usually don’t say shit to someone’s face unless provoked. What I hate is people who don’t now how to dress. God, I know we’re all technically wearing the same thing at school because of the uniform, but I have no idea how some of this people manage to make the uniforms even less appealing. Other than that, I don’t like stupid people, obviously. I’m not really house bias; I like to judge people based on the dumbass that they are. And I don’t like being mistaken for a boy all time! I know I bring it upon myself be dressing boyish, but still!"

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HOW ER... INTERESTING. EVER LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED ?

"Well, this is getting a little fucking personal. I guess I’d see myself in fashion I’ll probably end up being a fashion editor for magazines working on reviewing fashion shows and the worst dress list. I could even do sme designing; I’m really into this punk shit that’s just starting out. Really, at this point, anything that kills disco is great in my book."

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WHAT MAKES YOU SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ?

"Well, aside from shitty fashion and my fate being left to an absolute idiot, I’m afraid of going bald. I really have no legitimate reason to fear this other than the fact that the thought of it just freaks me out. I mean, just because I keep my hair short doesn’t meant that I don’t like having it. Ugh, I just don’t picture bald being a good look for me. As far as conventional fears go, I’m really not bothered by the dark or spiders or heights or anything like that, but I am a bit claustrophobic. I mean, I do well in crowds and cramped spaces for a bit, but if I ever get stuck in a coffin or buried alive in a box I’ll freak the fuck out. "

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EVEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOOD QUALITIES, RIGHT ?

"I have a very quick wit, in fact, one of my friends described me as being “Sharp as a tack”. It really takes a lot to get a rise out of me so I generally keep a cool head in arguments and disagreements. I also have an awesome fashion sense and I can make my own clothes. Of course, I’m not about to make shit for anyone else because I am quite selfish."

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AND IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE YOUR BAD, HUH ?

"I think one of my strengths is also my weakness; my lack of emotion or showing feelings. It comes in handy when I’m in an argument, not so much when I’m into a guy and I don’t know how to drop hints that I’m interested. I also make it hard for people to get close to me. I kind of have an emotional barrier."

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LET'S GET DIRTY. WHAT TURNS YOU ON ?

"What turns me on? Intelligence. I’m not talking about book smarts, I’m talking about common sense. Some of the kids with the best grades in the school are also the biggest bumbasses I’ve ever met in my life. I like common sense and confidence Is also a must. I have to time to try to break a shy guy out of his shell, he just needs to grow a pair."

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DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY ?

"I like my parents even though their a couple of smart asses who gave me a boy’s name. I pretty much take after them a lot with my cynicism. I’m an only child so I am a bit spoiled. My family has a certain level of wealth, but not as much as some of the other pure blood families."

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WHERE YA FROM, BY THE WAY ?

"London, baby! I live right in the heart of the city; about a block from Piccadilly Circus, which explains why I know so much about muggles even though I’m pure blood. It also keeps me close to Diagon Alley so I get the best of both worlds."

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THE DEMENTORS ARE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ?

"Nothing outrageously awful, but during my first year during flying lesions, I fell of my broom and broke my ankle and a bunch of kids made fun of me. YEAH, that was a great way to start off my school career. It’s a wonder why I’m so pleasant."

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BETTER GET UP A PATRONUS. WHAT ARE YOU REMEMBERING ?

”There was this one kid in London who always made fun of me for having a boy’s name so one day I made him cry by convincing all the other kids that he was gay. Personally I don’t care if someone was gay, but everyone is a homophobe at eight years old. I was a very triumphant occurrence for me ."

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HI, I AM MARISA AND I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR AND I'M NOT
QUITTING ANYTIME SOON. WELL, I GUESS I NEED TO SHOW YOU I'M THE SHIT,
SO HERE IT GOES.
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ADMIN HA!

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[• BEKI]

accepted.

Ohhh, my goodness. Luk is such a little
snob, isn't she? lol. A large part of me
really just wants to smack her across the
face. I sort of feel like she's a toned-down
Gogo. Not quite as unbearably bitchy. :]
Well done on another application, love.